Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Kids On Marriage

How do you decide whom to marry?
“You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.” -Alan, age 10

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
“You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.”-Derrick, age 8

What do most people do on a date?
“On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.”-Martin, age 10

When is it okay to kiss someone?
“When they’re rich.”-Pam, age 7

Is it better to be single or married?
“It’s better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.”-Anita, age 9

How would the world be different if people didn’t get married?
“There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn’t there?”-Kelvin, age 8

How would you make a marriage work?
“Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.”-Ricky, age 10

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