marriage is a joke.

"It always cracks me up when whiney, homophobic idiots hide behind marriage as a defense for them to oppress the gays. “marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a woman.” marriage isn’t sacred. It’s been abused so much that that hookers who specialize in gang bangs feel sorry for it. People get married out of convenience, because they screwed around and had a kid, as an excuse to get a green card, to win a game show, or to become famous. How sacred is that crap? When marriage was created, “till death do us part,” actually meant what it said. Now they should change it to, “till I get sick of you and want a divorce do use part, but not until I drive you utterly insane to the point that you will try to kill me and/or yourself with a shard of glass.” bit of a mouth full, but accurate none the less. Marriage was invented as a way for sexist men to own and control women, and that’s fine with me, but now marriage is just a novelty with no more value than that which individuals give it. I see marriage as utterly meaningless. It’s just a way for weak willed people to stay faithful to each other, or for sluts to screw old lonely men’s’ families out of inheritance. For Christ sake, they have drive through marriages in Vegas, and your priest is an Elvis impersonator! I honestly can’t imagine gays messing it up any worse than it is. Especially when celebrities keep having these 24 hour marriages during drunken stupors. You can’t drive drunk, but it’s ok to get married while you’re hammered. Shouldn’t there be a rule against that? I think the real reason people don’t want gays to get married is that they are afraid the gays will put their straight marriage to shame. Now that would be fricken hilarious."

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